More Limericks......

Champagne and tarts has turned out to be a good subject for limericks. Here is an update:

George Parsons:

There once was a girl from champagne,

Whose kisses were like frangipane

Her tarts farinaceous

Just short of salacious

Declared her a demimondaine

Alan Maryon Davies:

When offered a tart from Champagne

Monsieur had rare cause to complain.

The crust he'd avoid

But always enjoyed

The filling again and again.

Annie Davies:

When promised a tart in Champagne,

He dashed over there on a train,

The pastry was puff,

but not ruff enough,

He decided best not to complain.